A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform kinky, highly erotic sex:
Husband: "Sukitaki. mojitaka!" Translated: Wood. Giant!
Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!" No! Toothpick!
Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!" I will show you wench!
Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!" Not now, I have a headache!
Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!" You are just like your sister!